Reblogged from baconcentric
- Patron: Can I talk to you for a moment?
- Me: Sure.
- Patron: You've always been so kind to me, and to my better half, and you're always so helpful and we really like you.
- Me: Thank you.
- Patron: I think you would be perfect for my son.
- Me: Thank you? But I think I'm a little old for your son.
- Patron: He just turned 18.
- Me: Yeah, I'm definitely too old for your son.
- Patron: Okay, thanks. It was worth a try. Have a nice day.