January 2012
Portal Cocktails To Ring In the New Year
madsabroo:
(via Reddit)
December 2011
I may switch from "you know you're a tribute" to...
obsessedwhithobsession:
Whadaya think?
Fine by me.
"You don't sound black"
private-revolution:
When people say you don’t sound black, what they mean is, “You don’t sound like the caricature of black people I have in my head” and “You don’t sound like you’re about to rob me, so I can tolerate you”. When people say you don’t sound black, what they’re saying is that you’re not as threatening or imposing as other black folk, you are properly emulating their view of what...
Large Fight Breaks Out At Alleged Birth-Place Of... →
letterstomycountry:
A whole lot of “missing the point” ensues.
O lawd
So apparently we're called Gaangsters now?
airbending-lion:
……
I’M A GAANGSTER
I’M A STRAIGHT UP G
THE GAANGSTER LIFE IS THE LIFE FOR ME
BEING AWESOME BY DAY, ON TUMBLR BY NIGHT
BEING A GAANGSTER IS HELLA TIGHT
I WALK AROUND TOWN SHOUTING “WTF NICK?!
WHERE THE HELL IS KORRA? YOU’RE SUCH A D***”
IF I SAW NICKELODEON I’D PUNCH HIM IN THE EYE
“BEST WEEK ON TV” WHAT A LIE!
(based on the song ‘I’m a Gangster’ by Josh Groban)
……I...
biggest-hunger-games-fans:
biggest-hunger-games-fans:
tothehangingtree:
HOW HAS NO ONE NOTICED THAT MAN TIL NOW
I’m naming him Marvin.
No one noticed because Seneca’s beard steals the scene.
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IUD's..... →
dresdenlowe:
Okay, my first problem here:
Our protocol stated that IUDs could be inserted on pregnant women in order to cause an abortion. Yes. You read that right. If a woman came in and was early pregnant, we would insert an IUD to cause an abortion. She would have only been a few days pregnant. A pregnancy test would not have shown up positive. We didn’t have a confirmation of...
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I hate that moment when you hear the Tank...
caffeinatedfeminist:
I’m just like
“WELL I GUESS WE’LL CAMP HERE FOREVER. SEEMS LIKE A GOOD PLACE. LET’S NEVER LEAVE THIS SPOT.”
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Stfu Hypocrites: Between a Woman and Her Doctor: A... →
prolongedeyecontact:
I could see my baby’s amazing and perfect spine, a precise, pebbled curl of vertebrae. His little round skull. The curve of his nose. I could even see his small leg floating slowly through my uterus.
My doctor came in a moment later, slid the ultrasound sensor around…
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I now have a pair of Capezio ballet slippers
Apparently, the tiny text at the bottom of Capezio’s “free random $18 ballet shoes if you give us your size and pay shipping and handling!” promo
event thingy saying that the promo
ended in October didn’t matter to them (or me, but I hadn’t paid attention and I’m impulsive) when I placed an order a couple of weeks ago, because I got my pair of slippers...
nephi1im:
fleurdelanuit:
nephi1im:
i don’t get it that’s not a quiver on her back for sure but she’s picking a backpack up what’s even happening in that scene?
She doesn’t get the bow and arrows at the Cornucopia. She gets the backpack instead.
no, i know that, but i don’t understand what that is on her back in that gif while she’s picking up the backpack
maybe it’s a strange growth
...
Gender Magick: One teachers approach to preventing... →
togetherforjacksoncountykids:
“It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel
Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got…