A radical dame who likes to play games

My name's Tara.

I'm a student, writer, Plague Rat, Little Monster, slightly mad girl with a 7-year-old inner child that refuses to grow up, and a bunch of other things, but mostly I'm a person. Often NSFW.

animalstalkinginallcaps: DAN, LOOK AT ME. MIKE AND CARL ARE COMING OVER AFTER THEY GET DONE AT THE OFFICE. THERE’S SO MUCH KLEENEX ON THE FLOOR OF YOUR BEDROOM RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A COTTON PLANTATION. I KNOW WE’RE MORE ‘PALS’ THAN A PROPER FATHER/SON TYPE THING, BUT COME ON. I WORK ALL DAY. I KEEP THE FRIDGE FULL. I’M NOT GOING TO COME HOME AND HARVEST YOUR WANK CROP TOO. GET OFF THE COUCH AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT MESS BEFORE THE GUYS SHOW UP, AND FOR GOD’S SAKE HIDE YOUR BONG IN THE HALL CLOSET. THIS ISN’T WOODSTOCK. I NEVER SAY THIS, BUT ON VERY RARE OCCASIONS I WISH YOUR MOM HADN’T BEEN CAUGHT IN THAT NET. I THINK WE NEED A WOMAN’S TOUCH AROUND HERE SOMETIMES.

Reblogged from tattoosandtweed

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DAN, LOOK AT ME.

MIKE AND CARL ARE COMING OVER AFTER THEY GET DONE AT THE OFFICE. THERE’S SO MUCH KLEENEX ON THE FLOOR OF YOUR BEDROOM RIGHT NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A COTTON PLANTATION. I KNOW WE’RE MORE ‘PALS’ THAN A PROPER FATHER/SON TYPE THING, BUT COME ON. I WORK ALL DAY. I KEEP THE FRIDGE FULL. I’M NOT GOING TO COME HOME AND HARVEST YOUR WANK CROP TOO. GET OFF THE COUCH AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT MESS BEFORE THE GUYS SHOW UP, AND FOR GOD’S SAKE HIDE YOUR BONG IN THE HALL CLOSET. THIS ISN’T WOODSTOCK.

I NEVER SAY THIS, BUT ON VERY RARE OCCASIONS I WISH YOUR MOM HADN’T BEEN CAUGHT IN THAT NET. I THINK WE NEED A WOMAN’S TOUCH AROUND HERE SOMETIMES.

Posted January 1, 2012 at 10:49 pm 983 notes

Hide notes

  1. anniewisc reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  2. homeawayfromhere-hear reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  3. pilsookichallenge reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  4. timeandrelativedimensioninsexy reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  5. idontwanttobecool reblogged this from 404jimmypagenotfound
  6. highonbooks reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  7. killtimeinjureeternity reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  8. sbutcht reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  9. rjuhduh reblogged this from hippoboat
  10. emily1138 reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  11. fuckyeahigavein reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  12. madeofpaper reblogged this from mentalfornication
  13. tsubasadreams reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  14. that-dylan-kid reblogged this from wannabeboba
  15. wannabeboba reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  16. krrawr reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  17. seaglassandstormclouds reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  18. animalsnottalkinginallcaps reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  19. atuin reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  20. sunshinelollipopsandklainebows reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  21. wookieehole reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  22. aint-no-muggle reblogged this from thedoctorshufflepuff
  23. kingofbeasts reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  24. thelosttwin reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  25. taquisha reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  26. idkmybffjess reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  27. anthonody reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  28. thedoctorshufflepuff reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  29. lasersandcheetos reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  30. maniacmagic reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  31. cutthroatchorus reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  32. itcostsalottorentaspaceship reblogged this from breakmyreedbreakyourface
  33. cosmiccapricorn reblogged this from animalstalkinginallcaps
  34. simplicitchaos reblogged this from thelovehandler